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Kmart Thinks Being Fat Is 'Fabulous'

Kmart is rebranding its “plus-size” clothing section to “fabulously-sized” in an effort to fight “body-shaming” and accept obesity.  Kmart’s chief marketing officer, Kelly Cook, told Women’s Wear Daily that the chain wanted to jump on the “body-positivity” bandwagon. “This decision was heavily influenced by the fact that there’s a solid trend on the market around diversity promotion and body…

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Meet the 'Vogue' Writer Who Criticized FLOTUS's ...

An unspeakable Eldritch horror from the depths of aeons and untouched by mortal creatures funneled her disapproval over Melania Trump’s snakeskin stilettos yesterday into an article for Vogue magazine. A bone-chilling digital howl rippled across the Internet as the powder-faced Gargantua calling itself Lynn Yaeger lurched over to the keyboard to unleash hellfire on the…

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Bradley University Women's Studies Program Hates Their ...

According to the Department of Public Health in Illinois, “[a]lmost 20 percent of children in Illinois are obese. The obesity rate for Illinois children, aged 10 to 17, was higher than the United States rate for all three of the measured points in time (2003, 2007, 2011-2012)”  And according to the State of Obesity: Better Policies for a Healthier America, Illinois has…

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Feminists Attack Man For "Fat-Praising" His Wife ...

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A man tried to virtue signal on Instagram about how much he likes his ‘curvy’ wife but the feminists were not pleased… Feminist outlets have gone and labeled Tripp as a “fake feminist” because he is apparently objectifying his wife by praising her curves on social media. This is where virtue signalling ultimately gets you….

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Psych Professor: "Sizeism" At The Doctor's Office ...

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“Medical fat shaming” at the doctor’s office is “mentally and physically harmful,” according to a Connecticut College psychology professor. “Disrespectful treatment and medical fat shaming, in an attempt to motivate people to change their behavior, is stressful and can cause patients to delay health care seeking or avoid interacting with providers,” claimed professor Joan Chrisler, speaking…

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Fat Positivity Movement Leader Complains: Plus-Size Models ...

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Model and fat positivity icon Tess Holiday has come out swinging at the plus-size movement for its use of models she feels are not obese enough. When the internet calls you a fat slob so you gotta show em who who’s boss ? also I’m rly tempted to chop off my hair like dis ???…

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Oprah: I Can't Accept Myself If I'm ...

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Fat acceptance movement “activists” – you might want to sit down for this. Oprah Winfrey says she cannot accept herself if she’s over 200 pounds. In an interview with The New York Times magazine, Winfrey said, “for your heart to pump, pump, pump, pump, it needs the least amount of weight possible to do that….

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UK Proposes Crackdown On Ads That Reinforce ...

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The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) in the UK has proposed a crackdown on advertisements that use “body shaming” or reinforce “gender stereotypes…” According to The Guardian, the proposed ASA guidelines would, among many things, disallow advertisers from portraying men as “trying and failing to undertake simple parental or household tasks.” The proposed ASA rules don’t just…

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PHOTOS: Cosmopolitan's Latest Fat Positivity Crusade Borders ...

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Cosmopolitan wants you to check out a set of photos depicting morbidly obese people because it will “take your breath away.” Cosmopolitan’s gallery features 12 photos of obese – and, oh yeah, naked – people. The photos, reportedly taken by a photographer named Julia Fullerton-Batten, show “round, realistic, beautiful models,” according to Cosmopolitan, anyway. This is…

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The New York Post Is Getting Roasted ...

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The New York Post is currently getting roasted over a tweet suggesting that skinny women aren’t real women. “@si_swimsuit models debut sexy swimwear for real women,” the tweet in question read, linking to an article praising Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’s new “body-inclusive” swimsuit line, debuted at the Miami Swim Week, featuring – in The New York…

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Reebok Gets Roasted Over Tweet Mocking Trump

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The latest and greatest failure in social justice warrior virtue signalling is brought to you exclusively by Reebok. Reebok took an opportunity to try to take a shot at President Donald J. Trump’s recent complimenting of Macron’s wife’s figure. CNN on Twitter You’re in such good shape,” US President Trump told Brigitte Macron, wife of…

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Pennsylvania Woman Wants To Have The World's ...

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Bobbi-Jo Westley is only 5’2” tall and weighs over 540 pounds. But her hips, which measure more than 93 inches around, are her pride and joy. “My hips are sexy,” Bobbi-Jo said in a feature with Barcroft TV (scroll down for video). “I like them. They’re like saddlebags. I’m famous for my hips and my…

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Even Obese People Are Disturbed By This ...

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Swedish photographer Julia SH has released a collection of nude photographs of morbidly obese – as in, seriously, on death’s door – people that has even rounder-than-usual folk disturbed. According to Cosmopolitan, Julia loves taking pictures of women who “might not realize how beautiful they are” and hopes that people who see these photographs will…

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Alleged Serial False Rape Claimant Accused Of ...

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A 25-year-old woman by the name of Jemma Beale reportedly falsely accused 15 men of sexual assault, causing one man to go to jail for seven years on false charges. According to The Sun, Beale made her plethora of claims over the course of three years. One man caught up in the rather plump Ms….

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Aspiring Fattest Woman On Earth Gets Pregnant

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A horrendously obese woman has reportedly given up her goal of becoming the fattest woman on the planet after learning she’s pregnant. According to The Sun, 28-year-old Monica Riley – at 700 pounds – “was well on her way towards her dream of becoming so fat that she couldn’t move.” The outlet states that the much-publicized…

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