After an allegedly painful breakup last Fall with noted soy boy Ross Mechanic, who, along with his entire family, is a registered Democrat:
Our Girl Tiff spent at least part of her summer in the company of a bit more of a rough and tumble type of guy, in Christopher Allam, a New York nightlife guru. And while the summer tryst was destined to end, it appears each enjoyed the company of the other immensely while cavorting in the Hamptons and other locales frequented by the Beautiful and Wealthy. Of course, the lovely Ms. Trump should probably be more mindful of her own safety, as she appears to have *ahem* bruised her knees quite severely while in the company of this noted party boy:
Careful, Tiff!! Things such as this make us concerned for your well-being! We at DANGEROUS are always looking out for Daddy’s Little Girl.