Huma ‘Hubby in High Max’ Abedin Attends Met Gala Solo

While her boss (and suspected lover) Hillary Clinton toured New Zealand to bad mouth the Commander-in-Chief, Huma Abedin was spotted Monday on the red carpet of the annual ball for fashion’s elite, alone. 

Sporting what appears to be one of the lost curtains from the Clinton White House, Abedin dazzled fans by showcasing the sort of forced smile only the wife of a convicted pedophile can truly pull off.

The first mystery of the night is how Abedin paid for the $30,000 ticket to the glitzy ball, especially without sugar momma Clinton’s war bucks providing a steady stream of shady cash. The northern Swamp shindig was also attended by Mitt Romney and his wife. 


It’s possible Abedin’s ticket was comped, as just another addition to the long tab of Democrat privilege extended to the (alleged) trusted mistress of Hillary Clinton, but you’d think the organizers would then at least arrange for a date, you know, so she’s not constantly reminded she’s carrying her own bag because her husband had a fetish for underage girls.

Abedin would have been right to swig her fair share that night. Any Clinton protege would need that liquid courage and blistering headache to face President Trump’s announcement the following day that he plans to revoke the Iran deal, one her disgraced master helped lay the ground work for. Oh, and there was also that tiny matter of yet another family friend from the old Manhattan crew was facing disgrace over sexual deviancy. 

There may have been one saving grace: all that posing on the Met’s runway probably gave Abedin much needed practice for her eventual mug shot, insha’Allah. 

feature image via The Washington Examiner

Laura Loomer is a conservative investigative journalist and activist who began her career working as an undercover journalist for Project Veritas. She covers politics, anti-Semitism, immigration, terrorism, the Islamification of the West, and voter fraud. She tweets @LauraLoomer.

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